Vexellaugh

Get ready for a dose of ridiculous humor! 😀" I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't make a difference."😁 🍯" I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."🎖️ 🎇" Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?"😀 🌺" I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down ."😂🚴 😘"I  told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."🤩 🎏" I'm not lazy, I'm just on research mode."😍 🌿"Why do eggs go to therapy? They're cracking under pressure."🤪 🤗" I'm not a morning person. I'm not a night person. I'm a 'whenever the coffee kicks in' person."👿 🤡" What's the opposite of a selfie? A shed-fie? No, that's just a picture of your shed."😡 🤯" I'm starting a garden. I'll just dig, plant, and hope for the best. Like my career."😹 Which one m...