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  Whisker McSpeed Memory Marbles & Mythmakers    ⛹️ 🚣🧑‍🦯.... A Razor Paws Origin Story🚴 Before the chrome.  Before the chaos.  Before the neon under glow and the smirk that made Squawkson molt in fear—Razor Paws was showroom royalty.     Velvet packaging. Prime shelf placement. A voice chip that purred on cue. Toddlers adored him. Retail workers posed for him. He was the face of Toy Lane’s Purification Series. Then came the spill... Grape soda.  A splash.  A glitch.  His purr turned to static. His charm to screech. The toddlers moved on. The shelf was cleared. Razor Paws was tossed—unceremoniously—into the Clearance Bin of Forgotten Dreams. Some say it was an accident. Others say it was too perfect. But Razor Paws never spoke of it. He just fell. The bin was a graveyard. A place where broken toys whispered their regrets. Where slime kits expired in silence. Where a haunted Furby blinked in Morse code. And where Griz...