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🎄🫅Welcome back to the VexelLaugh Christmas Series — where history gets festive and chaos gets Confusio’d.   Today’s tale involves a goat, a misunderstanding, and one very confused time traveler🐐🙋 🤣Main Joke In 17th-century Sweden, the Yule Goat was the symbol of Christmas.   So naturally, Sir Confusio tried to ride one.   It did not go well. 📜Short Story — “ Sir Confusio and the Rampaging Yule Goat”        Sir Confusio arrived in Sweden wearing a fur-lined cape and holding a sack of gingerbread.   He spotted a majestic straw goat in the town square and assumed it was a festive taxi. “Excuse me,” he said to no one, “I’d like to ride this goat to the nearest feast.” He climbed aboard. The goat collapsed. Children screamed. A baker fainted. A local elder approached, horrified.   “You’ve dishonored the Yule Goat!” “I thought it was public transportation,” Sir Confusio whispered. He was sentenced to rebuild the goat...