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🎉🙋 Welcome... Christmas Day in Lagos! Knockouts crackle in the streets, children shout “Happy Christmas!”, and the compound smells of jollof rice, suya, and palm wine. But Sir Confusio’s feast takes a bizarre twist…🌟🙋  😂Main Joke So Confusio walks into a spot craving suya — that smoky, spicy meat on a stick. He takes one bite… [pause, look at audience] …and realizes, this isn’t suya. He goes, ‘This is su‑ya… don’t‑ever‑put‑this‑in‑your‑mouth.’ The man went from barbecue to betrayal in seconds!" 🎄✨🎄 ~ ~ 🎄✨🎄  😩Short Story           Sir Confusio sat at a lively Lagos Christmas feast. Elders poured palm wine, drums echoed, and a servant placed a covered dish before him.   “What is this?” Confusio asked.   “Honey‑soaked bushmeat mice,” the servant replied proudly.   Confusio blinked. “As in… mice?”   “Yes, sir. A tradition of blessing for the new year.”   He poked one with his fork. It jiggled omin...