💫VexelLaugh Christmas Series — December 21: The Great Mistletoe Misunderstanding
🎄🥸🙋Welcome back to the VexelLaugh Christmas Series — where festive traditions meet historical confusion.Today’s tale features mistletoe, misinterpretation, and one very awkward dinner party🌲🥳🙋
🦃Main Joke
Sir Confusio thought mistletoe was a salad garnish.
He ate it.
Then kissed the host.
📜Short Story — “The Mistletoe Incident of 1847”
VSir Confusio arrived at a Victorian Christmas dinner wearing a velvet coat and a hopeful smile.
He spotted mistletoe hanging above the doorway and assumed it was part of the meal.
He plucked it. He chewed it. He grimaced.
“Bit bitter,” he said.
The host gasped.
“You’re supposed to kiss someone under it!”
Confusio turned to the host.
“I suppose I must follow tradition.”
He puckered up. The host fainted.
The mistletoe was never seen again.
🗓️ On This Day in Weird History
Mistletoe has been used in winter celebrations since ancient times.
Victorians popularized kissing under it.
Confusio popularized eating it.
(Do not follow his example.)
💎WhatsApp Skit — Mistletoe Mishap Group Chat
Group Chat: Dinner Party Crisis
- Host: “He ate the mistletoe.”
- Guest: “Why?”
- Host: “He thought it was garnish.”
- Confusio: “I kissed you. That’s the rule.”
- Admin removed Confusio.
🏖️Meme Caption for Today’s Image
“Ate the mistletoe. Kissed the host. Tradition misunderstood.”
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