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🎄🥸🙋Welcome back to the VexelLaugh Christmas Series — where festive traditions meet historical confusion.   Today’s tale features mistletoe, misinterpretation, and one very awkward dinner party🌲🥳🙋 🦃Main Joke Sir Confusio thought mistletoe was a salad garnish.   He ate it.   Then kissed the host. 📜Short Story — “ The Mistletoe Incident of 1847”       VSir Confusio arrived at a Victorian Christmas dinner wearing a velvet coat and a hopeful smile.   He spotted mistletoe hanging above the doorway and assumed it was part of the meal. He plucked it. He chewed it. He grimaced. “Bit bitter,” he said. The host gasped.   “You’re supposed to kiss someone under it!” Confusio turned to the host.   “I suppose I must follow tradition.” He puckered up. The host fainted.   The mistletoe was never seen again. 🗓️ On This Day in Weird History Mistletoe has been used in winter celebrations since ancient...

🎄🫅Welcome back to the VexelLaugh Christmas Series — where history gets festive and chaos gets Confusio’d.   Today’s tale involves a goat, a misunderstanding, and one very confused time traveler🐐🙋 🤣Main Joke In 17th-century Sweden, the Yule Goat was the symbol of Christmas.   So naturally, Sir Confusio tried to ride one.   It did not go well. 📜Short Story — “ Sir Confusio and the Rampaging Yule Goat”        Sir Confusio arrived in Sweden wearing a fur-lined cape and holding a sack of gingerbread.   He spotted a majestic straw goat in the town square and assumed it was a festive taxi. “Excuse me,” he said to no one, “I’d like to ride this goat to the nearest feast.” He climbed aboard. The goat collapsed. Children screamed. A baker fainted. A local elder approached, horrified.   “You’ve dishonored the Yule Goat!” “I thought it was public transportation,” Sir Confusio whispered. He was sentenced to rebuild the goat...

🙋Welcome back to the old days in 1647 Let's make the laughs grow louder 🙋 🥰Main Joke In 1647, England banned Christmas.   “Want to hang out?”   “Sure — but if anyone asks, we’re absolutely NOT exchanging cookies.” 📜Short Story — “ The Day Sir Confusio Got Arrested for Christmas”       Sir Confusio arrived in 1647 England wearing a bright red cloak, humming a festive tune. Within minutes, two stern Puritans marched toward him like joy‑detecting robots. “Sir, singing is forbidden,” one barked. “I wasn’t singing,” Confusio lied, even though his sleeves jingled with every movement — he’d accidentally sewn bells into them. They dragged him before a magistrate who stared at him like he’d committed treason. “What do you call this?” the magistrate demanded, shaking the jingling sleeve. “A… medical condition?” Confusio offered. He was fined a shilling for “excessive merriment.”   He paid in gingerbread. 🗓️ On This Day in Weird Histor...