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😆 If your screen time report feels like a personal attack, welcome home 🤓 🙋Welcome to Digital Drollery, 🙋‍♀️👄your official sanctuary for the absurd, hilarious, and occasionally horrifying realities of our tech-obsessed lives. If you’ve ever yelled at a voice assistant, been ghosted by your Wi-Fi, or had autocorrect turn “I’m on my way” into “I’m a walrus,” you’re in the right place🙋‍♂️💋👐 😝The Comedy of Code and Chaos     We live in a world where: - Your fridge might be smarter than your uncle. - Your phone knows your sleep schedule better than you do. - And your social media algorithm thinks you’re really into medieval sword fighting (after one late-night click). Digital Drollery is here to spotlight the comedy in our clicks, swipes, and scrolls. It’s not just memes and mishaps—it’s a celebration of the weird symbiosis between humans and machines. 🔁 What You’ll Catch Here      - Tech Tantrum of the Week:    Tha...

Whisker McSpeed The Rise of the Red Cruiser   A plushie-poetic collision of chaos and quiet.  Tone: Poetic, dramatic, whimsical, and emotionally raw. 🎬 Scene 1: ✦ Plushie Interlude ✦ Location: Toy Lane – The Velvet Nap Zone     Whisker McSpeed, the nap-devoted feline, curls into his velvet cushion atop the Grand Toy Tower. It glows faintly—stitched with golden thread, guarded by plush sentinels who never blink. In Toy Lane, naps are sacred. They are balance. They are law. But peace is a fragile plush. From the shadows, chaos pounces. The Napknappers—rogue hamsters with spring-loaded paws and mischief in their whiskers—launch a surprise assault. Their mission: disrupt the nap, destabilize Toy Lane, and claim the cushion as their own. Whisker retaliates with yawns so seismic they rattle the shelves. Stuffing flies. Plush missiles arc through the air. The nap becomes a warzone. The plush guardians tumble, stitched eyes wide with silent alarm. Whisker’s cushion pulses...

Syntax Snickers Presents  Sarcasm Spotlight  is here.  If sarcasm were a skill, we’d all be senior executives by now... Welcome to another episode of “Corporate Comedy Hour,” where the meetings are endless and the sarcasm is fully charged. 📸Visual:       Tweet that reads:   “Sure, I love meetings. Especially the ones that could’ve been emails.” 💬Caption:       Sarcasm level: corporate ninja. Tag your favorite “meeting enthusiast” — the one who schedules a sync to plan the next sync.   Drop a 🙃 if your calendar needs therapy.   What’s your most legendary “this could’ve been an email” moment?   Bonus points if it involved a spreadsheet, a pie chart, or someone saying “let’s pivot.” 📜Trivia Time :       Did you know the average employee spends 31 hours a month in meetings?   That’s 31 hours of pretending your mic is broken. 🗳️Poll:       How do yo...