Vexellaugh

🙋‍♂️Welcome back to your weekly dose of digital dysfunction. This week, we’re spotlighting the moments when “smart” technology proved it’s not quite ready for human chaos. 🙋‍♀️ 👁️Tech Tantrum of the Week “My smart vacuum locked itself in the bathroom and sent a distress signal.”   It’s okay now. We gave it a pep talk and a firmware update. 🤖Algorithm Absurdity Netflix recommended a documentary on competitive cheese rolling after watching a crime thriller.   Apparently, suspense and dairy go hand in hand. 💬Comment Section Chaos On a post about wearable tech:    “My smartwatch told me to breathe during a breakup. Thanks, Susan.”   We don’t know who Susan is, but she’s not helping. 🗯️Glitch of the Week A smart toaster refused to toast until it got a software update.   Breakfast was delayed. The revolution has begun. 📣Your Turn Got a smart tech moment that made you question reality?   Tag us  @VexelLaug...