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🙋‍♂️Welcome back to your weekly dose of digital dysfunction. This week, we’re spotlighting the moments when “smart” technology proved it’s not quite ready for human chaos. 🙋‍♀️ 👁️Tech Tantrum of the Week “My smart vacuum locked itself in the bathroom and sent a distress signal.”   It’s okay now. We gave it a pep talk and a firmware update. 🤖Algorithm Absurdity Netflix recommended a documentary on competitive cheese rolling after watching a crime thriller.   Apparently, suspense and dairy go hand in hand. 💬Comment Section Chaos On a post about wearable tech:    “My smartwatch told me to breathe during a breakup. Thanks, Susan.”   We don’t know who Susan is, but she’s not helping. 🗯️Glitch of the Week A smart toaster refused to toast until it got a software update.   Breakfast was delayed. The revolution has begun. 📣Your Turn Got a smart tech moment that made you question reality?   Tag us  @VexelLaug...

Welcome back to your weekly dose of tech therapy! If your phone battery dies faster than your motivation, this one’s for you🙋‍♀️ 😵‍💫Tech Tantrum of the Week “My smartwatch congratulated me for standing still for 3 hours.” It is called ‘mindful rest.’ I call it ‘forgetting I had legs.’ Share your own tech tantrums in the comments below! 🤖 Algorithm Absurdity Instagram suggested I follow a page called ‘Moths in Sweaters.’ I clicked. I regret nothing. The moths are thriving. Have you encountered any weird algorithm suggestions? Let's discuss! 💬 Comment Section Chaos On a post about cloud backups: “I backed up my files and my feelings. Only one was restored.” We’re not crying. You’re crying. And it’s in 1080p. What's the most relatable comment you've seen this week? 🥸 Glitch of the Week A smart fridge sent a notification: ‘You haven’t opened it in days. Are we okay?’ Even your appliances are emotionally needy now. Share your own applian...