🎄Christmas Was Illegal: The Hilarious 1647 Story of Sir Confusio
🙋Welcome back to the old days in 1647 Let's make the laughs grow louder 🙋 🥰Main Joke In 1647, England banned Christmas. “Want to hang out?” “Sure — but if anyone asks, we’re absolutely NOT exchanging cookies.” 📜Short Story — “ The Day Sir Confusio Got Arrested for Christmas” Sir Confusio arrived in 1647 England wearing a bright red cloak, humming a festive tune. Within minutes, two stern Puritans marched toward him like joy‑detecting robots. “Sir, singing is forbidden,” one barked. “I wasn’t singing,” Confusio lied, even though his sleeves jingled with every movement — he’d accidentally sewn bells into them. They dragged him before a magistrate who stared at him like he’d committed treason. “What do you call this?” the magistrate demanded, shaking the jingling sleeve. “A… medical condition?” Confusio offered. He was fined a shilling for “excessive merriment.” He paid in gingerbread. 🗓️ On This Day in Weird Histor...