Laugh Out Loud: Absurd Quotes to Brighten Your Day



Get ready for a dose of ridiculous humor!



😀"I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't make a difference."😁


🍯"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."🎖️


🎇"Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?"😀


🌺"I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."😂🚴


😘"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."🤩


🎏"I'm not lazy, I'm just on research mode."😍


🌿"Why do eggs go to therapy? They're cracking under pressure."🤪


🤗"I'm not a morning person. I'm not a night person. I'm a 'whenever the coffee kicks in' person."👿


🤡"What's the opposite of a selfie? A shed-fie? No, that's just a picture of your shed."😡


🤯"I'm starting a garden. I'll just dig, plant, and hope for the best. Like my career."😹


Which one made you LOL the most?
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