Digital Drollery Digest Vol. 4


🙋‍♂️Welcome back to your weekly dose of digital dysfunction. This week, we’re spotlighting the moments when “smart” technology proved it’s not quite ready for human chaos. 🙋‍♀️



👁️Tech Tantrum of the Week
“My smart vacuum locked itself in the bathroom and sent a distress signal.”  
It’s okay now. We gave it a pep talk and a firmware update.


🤖Algorithm Absurdity
Netflix recommended a documentary on competitive cheese rolling after watching a crime thriller.  
Apparently, suspense and dairy go hand in hand.


💬Comment Section Chaos
On a post about wearable tech:  
 “My smartwatch told me to breathe during a breakup. Thanks, Susan.”  
We don’t know who Susan is, but she’s not helping.


🗯️Glitch of the Week
A smart toaster refused to toast until it got a software update.  
Breakfast was delayed. The revolution has begun.

📣Your Turn
Got a smart tech moment that made you question reality?  
Tag us 
@VexelLaugh with 
#DigitalDrolleryDigest 💻
Your chaos could be our next headline.


 In a world run by code, humor is our antivirus.
Until next time, may your memes be fresh and your Wi-Fi strong.

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